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Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.
Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.
by Arronon July 21, 2009
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Jamba piss

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.
by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012
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piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.
"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."
by Peshka March 25, 2010
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Piss-Sober

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom
“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now
by Piss-sober February 26, 2019
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piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.
by ACG2x February 27, 2004
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piss shit

When excrement takes on a liquid form and is violently sprayed from the rectum.
"Man, I just did a piss shit"
by aregee December 3, 2006
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Colombian Piss

After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.
Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.
by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009
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