numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing

Bobby Gould

by Nested One October 14, 2003

number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages

"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"

by Gaaaron November 18, 2013

Jew numbers

A synonym of money

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.

by gaysarentpeople February 27, 2009

Stalker Numbers

numbers added to your phone by Facebook

Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in

by solidpup July 19, 2012

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009

numlock

1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.

"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".

by andy x September 17, 2009

VIN number

A series of 13-17 numbers used to Identify motor vehicles

Vehicle Identification Number VIN for short

When registering your car you will need it's VIN number

by polaris.nortstar April 24, 2006