Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

by Yeh-Shen November 23, 2009

Noodle Bucket

The asshole of a fat chick

Hey dudes, I just plugged that chubby chick in the noodle bucket!

by anonymous June 9, 2016

Noodle

If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan!

Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

by Ratas.noodles May 5, 2023

Sticky Noodle

A sticky noodle is a penis with lots of semen all over it. A sticky noodle is usually a penis with pubic hair.

Is that glue or semen? If it's semen, then that is one Sticky Noodle.

by Meiko: Legendary Glatorian June 20, 2010

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

Pot Noodle Head

A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.

Look at that Pot Noodle Head Richard over there.

by TankoManko February 24, 2015

mississippi noodle flute

Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.

by SmellyMike March 4, 2015