"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
by rubtwostix October 10, 2011
verb;
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
by rubtwostix January 10, 2012
(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
by rubtwostix October 18, 2011
When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.
Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
by rubtwostix January 25, 2012
The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
by rubtwostix January 02, 2012
Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?
Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"
Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"
Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
by rubtwostix January 02, 2012
porn; anything that gives you wood.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
by rubtwostix October 17, 2011