11 definitions by rubtwostix
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
by rubtwostix October 10, 2011
verb;
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
by rubtwostix January 10, 2012
Verb;
The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.
The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.
Guy#1:"Oh my god, dude, did you see what just happened?"
Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"
Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"
Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"
Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."
Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"
Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"
Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"
Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."
by rubtwostix January 21, 2012
When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.
Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
by rubtwostix January 25, 2012
porn; anything that gives you wood.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
by rubtwostix October 17, 2011
Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.
See also tp taco.
See also tp taco.
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
by rubtwostix January 25, 2012