When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.
Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
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A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
by rubtwostix October 18, 2011
Get the limber timber mug.Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.
See also tp taco.
See also tp taco.
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
Get the taco tp mug.A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
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1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
by rubtwostix January 10, 2012
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Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
by rubtwostix October 16, 2011
Get the milkin' material mug.The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
by rubtwostix January 02, 2012
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