"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
by rubtwostix October 10, 2011
(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
by rubtwostix October 18, 2011
verb;
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
by rubtwostix January 10, 2012
A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
by rubtwostix January 25, 2012
Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.
See also tp taco.
See also tp taco.
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?
Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"
Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"
Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
by rubtwostix January 02, 2012
The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
by rubtwostix January 02, 2012