rubtwostix's definitions

poopinashit

When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.

Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"

Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"

Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

camo-turd

A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.

Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"

G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"

Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"

G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

poopinashart

During an accidentalshart, when you finally find a bathroom with ample amounts of toilet paper for the clean-up, you finish on the toilet and find turdlets floating in the mess. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.

Sometimes a poopinashart will temporarily block the flow of a shart which ends in an explosive outcome.

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

shady gravy

Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.

Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?

Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"

Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"

by rubtwostix January 2, 2012

milkin' material

porn; anything that gives you wood.

Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.

Yo, Marquis!

Yo, dat girl be milkin' material, mane!

I can't wait to get home!

by rubtwostix October 16, 2011