pearl necklace

To "play pearl necklace" is to turn your perfectly innocuous conversation into something that could sound incredibly filthy, just at the time when someone comes into earshot, then observing their reaction and deriving much hilarity thereof. Derived from the original and most popular catchphrase to use when playing.

*waiting for the bus*
CheShA:"...So you comin out tonight? I fancy getting cheggers"
*bus arrives*
Tido:"Yeah, I reckon. Where you fancy going?"
*bus door opens*
CheShA: "...So then I gave her a pearl necklace.... 2 to town please Mr Bus driver"
Bus Driver: "....!!"

by CheShA March 2, 2005

Nectarine Kebab

Is the term given to a hairy bird who pleasures herself with a dildo whilst watching two guys with hernia's docking whilst fucking themselves with dildos.

Whilst Griff and Lootour docked with each other, Jodie was observed to be having a Nectarine Kebab

by Jaffa Fund Cake- Modge October 13, 2008

Cleveland Pearl Necklace

Like a normal Pearl Necklace, but it involves feces instead of semen.

Yo, I totally gave Cindy a Cleveland Pearl Necklace last night, she really enjoyed having a poop trail on her chest!

by 123jmandogperson October 19, 2011

Nectar

Adj; Word meaning "Phat", "Cool", Awesome", or any form of such words

"Dude that blunt was so totally nectar i almost crapped myself"

by Harold January 14, 2004

Pearl necklace

When a guy takes his extremely long penis and places in inbetween a woman's extremely big breast's and cums on her neck so that it looks like a necklace.

Last night Dave gave me the biggest pearl necklace ever! I loved it! And his penis was HUGE!

by Urban_Sex_Machine July 28, 2008

Pearlie Necklace

See Pearl Necklace

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Singapore Necklace

When you tear shitty anal beads out of a chicks ass, then choke her with them.

She got so pissed when I gave her a Singapore Necklace.

by J_NEG March 12, 2010