mushrooming 

Also called mushroomin. Mushrooming is popular springtime activity amongst midwesterners (enthusiasts are also known as shroomers) where they traipse through heavily wooded areas in search of morel mushrooms. Mushrooms are harvested and taken home to be soaked in salt water to kill insect inhabitants, dredged in flour and fried.

Wanna go mushrooming?
We went mushroomin and found two 8 inchers.
Do you want to come to dinner? We found a mess of mushrooms.

mushrooming by Your shoes get muddy December 27, 2016

green mushroom 

Something one says when is given an unexcpected bonus.

Joerge not only gave me his stereo, but 5 CDs as well. So that was a big green mushroom.

green mushroom by Miyamoto October 10, 2005

"mushroom haircut" 

A popular caucasian men's haircut in the early 90's that got its name from the overall shape of the doo. This haircut did not survive the test of time and is frowned upon today. If you see anyone currently rocking this haircut you might want to give them the memo. There was a brief hybrid version that surfaced about a year later, in which the underbelly of the shroom was shaved. It was popular amongst the alternative and punk kids.

Hey fun-guy, you might want to shave "mushroom haircut".

"mushroom haircut" by Geoff (Gimbel) September 27, 2006

mushroom stamping 

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

mushroom stamping by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010

Horny Mushroom 

A mushroom monster in the game MapleStory, it has a blue spiky top, giving it the name "Horny Mushroom". Its name is isint as funny as Pianus however.

Mapler1: Dude I got killed trying to kill 20 Horny Mushrooms at once!

Mapler2: Thats not the only thing thats horny around here!

Mapler3: GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!!

Mapler4: noobs...

Horny Mushroom by Splek February 19, 2009

Mushroom Stamp 

When you take mascara from a girls purse put it on the end of your dick and stamp their forehead while sleeping because your to drunk to jerk off on her face.

That chick I went home with last night wouldn't put out so but I was whiskey dicked so I Mushroom Stamped her face.

Mushroom Stamp by neversummer October 30, 2009

Anal Mushroom 

When you Crap your pants,and it mushrooms over your Sphincter.You let it set for a few days,and then you have an Anal Mushroom.Or other wise known as,Frog Cake.

"My Kid had an Anal Mushroom in his Pants it had Crusted Over.I had to clean it up as well,damn!It was God Awfu!"

Anal Mushroom by Mushroom12 September 26, 2008