Mud-squirrel

A piece or pieces of excrement.

If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".

Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"

by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007

Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017

Mud Sport

Mud sport is the same as water sports though it involves poo instead of pee.

I did not know that two girls one cup involved mud sports, until I watched the video!

by Eforen April 20, 2009

Mud Nigger

A derogatory term for the child of a Cuban (wetback) and an Arab (sand nigger).

What is with all these mud niggers swimming to America only to bomb our buildings?

by MudNigger February 7, 2012

Mud Blood

Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.

Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.

by str8 outta dp September 23, 2015

Struck Mud

a fart that is wet and "muddy"
a fart that has a follow through

Man that fart stinks
yeah i think i struck mud

by MissJollyRancher June 22, 2011

Mud kiss

A point blank, bare assed fart to the lips.

"Can I give you a mud kiss on the lips?"
"Yeah! Where else would you give a mud kiss?"

by IamRob May 31, 2016