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moonswank

Verb - To change into fashionable dress for the purpose of going out at night
After I get home from work, I'm going to moonswank for Erin's party.
by Joe Papke September 29, 2004
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Super-Mormons

The actual name for the "creaures" called "vampires" in the movie Twilight.

They have a VERY basic similarity with classic vampires, but due to their EXTREME deviation in abilities and weaknesses, they really have no reason at all to be called "vampires".
Prepubescent Girl: OMG I love the vampires in Twilight!

Older Brother: STFU those aren't vampires, they're Super-Mormons! Vampires are actualy cool, Super-Mormons are just gay.
by crazybucketr June 5, 2009
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Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"
If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.
by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006
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mormons

lets clarify some things 4 those who know nothing
1)mormons don't pracice polygthamy
2)church is true
3)we do not believe we will become gods
4)we are christians for we believe in christ
5)we pay tithing by choice we aren't forced
6) we don't have to pay are leaders
7)family decides on the number of kids nothing to do with the church
there is much more but i'll leave it at that for now
If people believe their church is so true then they shouldn't be so defensive with the mormons church
by boomer March 14, 2007
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mormons

Well, mormons contrary to popular belief no longer pratice poligimy. I should know I am one we stoped praticing that back in the 1800's. And we don't all say "freeking heck" I know I don't. And we don't always listen to crappy music thats all goody and heartfilled cause I listen Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, System of a Down exc. So all you people that are bashing a religion that you have no idea about need to shut the F*** up. And try learing about it before you bash it, we dont bash other religions I could really care less what religion you are and if I knew then I wouldnt really care you can stick to what you believe.
Screw you, stop hating mormons you have no idea what were all about.
by Pissed off Mormon July 23, 2008
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Moron

Person who can't be left without supervision
Bush is a moron so I keep informed. Oh wait now we both have supervision over each other. Did they get google yet?
by Ali Bashir April 9, 2006
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