Mister Lairs

He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.

Mister Lairs is watching you!

by Steve Maddox April 15, 2005

Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.

Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"

by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011

mistletoing

Particularly Of Ladies, Mistletoing Is A Situation When One Kisses Vigorously For A Long Time And Doesn't Result In A Sexual Intercourse, Leaving The Person Disappointed.

"On My Second Night Out With Marias, I Was So Looking Forward For Sex But She Didn't Wanted Anything More Than Mistletoing! Damn!!"

The Ladies Universal Rule Of Mistletoing Is That They Don't Get To Have Sex With The Guy They Really Want To Impress On The First 3 Dates

On New Years Eve, Am Gonna Be Mistletoing With My Girl Till The Rising Of The Sun.

Come On Man, Can't Be Mistletoing Without Ending Up With Sex, Dont Wanna Catch Any Blue Balls.

by weMasconi December 19, 2011

Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.

Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

mistreanu

A total dickwad and a dumbass that doesnt know what he is doing.

Look mistreanu is under that guys bed!!

What a fukin gay boy

by Fittyman42069 March 5, 2020

mister squirrel :3

a cute mini squirrel :3

look at that mister squirrel :3

by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020

Mister Fister

Mistering is where five guys each take turns in fisting the smallest dude (preferably a black midget) and scoops out their poop. Then they all put it in their mouths and spray it it the air

Damn homie should we do the mister fister
It does take some skill though

by Midget Gay Asians May 15, 2021