Minion

Yellow butt plug/tic tac abominations that blled gasoline and heroin

Mac: "Liam's addicted to Minions! He needs help!"
Liam "Those abominations are the only thing that let me feel anymore"
Stacy: "Oh God Why???!?!?!? *sob*"

by your_real_name__ September 15, 2016

Minion

Yellow dildos meant to be shoved up asses. Meant for porn but had a technical difficulty and was switched to a movie series. Rated X

Guy 1: "uhhh this minion"
Guy 2: "HARDER"

by ainm cleite October 31, 2016

Minion

The sexiest thing on the planet.

I had sex with a big yellow minion.

by SexyMinionBoi69 March 15, 2019

Minion

A group of moms at 3am on facebook. Also described as a cult.

"The Minions Got into my house again" me
"You too!?!?!?!?!??! so # gamer lit?!?!??!???!?" jerald

by mOmMe MOm November 4, 2019

Minion

A yellow one eyed douche bag.

Kevin is a minion.

by MrNoobins December 3, 2015

Marilyn Manson

The act in which a person has some of their sugically ribs removed in order to gain the ability to perform fellatio on oneself.

Brian redfined masturbation when he underwent a Marilyn Manson,
so now he sucks himself off every tuesday. He says "Put your cock where your mouth is".

by mayor of computerland December 12, 2006

Minion

A little yellow dude in overalls; cute as hell, but not when people try to cosplay as them.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm going to cosplay as a minion!"

Person 2: "Uh... Yeah, let's not. You're going to embarrass yourself and everyone you know."

Person 3: "However, they are really cute... But you're not naturally yellow, so that won't work."

by Luna LoveGod June 13, 2016