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Methamphetanice

When someone is tweaking balls and cleans your house
"Dude Joey came over today and when he wasn't picking his scabs he was rearranging my throw pillows."
"Yeah Joey gets on these weird cleaning benders when he's methamphetanice."
by Trashwolf August 27, 2016
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Mehyuk

A person with a height deficiency and nerdy glasses. Often seen in their element being weird and random. Also names themselves things such as Mehawk and Mehoenix. Is a Mehra. Is stupid AF and tends to forget everything. Has bad taste in men. Is the hottest, coolest, prettiest girl around and knows it. Is one of the best friends a Tara could ask for.
Person A: Shoot! I messed up!
Person B: Yeah man, you really mehyuked it.
Person A: I'm such a mehyuk
by JustAnotherTARA December 1, 2016
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meth lag

"Meth lag" is like a tremendously worse case of "jet lag" after going without sleeping for multiple days while on crystal.
I really wasn't thinking clearly, and had total meth lag after doing a 4 day binge of chalk.
by AltraHuman January 29, 2017
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Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.
"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"
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meth capade

When you're searching for meth all night.
by Meth capade May 24, 2017
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methademic

Meth-A-demic; When Meth sweeps a town, City or neighborhood
Just like the opiate Epidemic they will so ok n get wrath of the Methademic
by Mz.Luc@ August 29, 2017
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Methair

When you're high on meth and you rip a big lengthy fart that has no smell
Don't worry you won't smell it it's methair
by Bobby Light September 5, 2017
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