mathematics

another gangster way to say phone number

"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."

by ...<@!+Y March 31, 2007

Kim Mathers

A slut and bad mother that should worry about other things than drugs & herself all the time. Eminem could do way better than her & can get anyone he wants that wouldn't cheat on him. Eminem loves Hailie to death more than kim & that's his gurl for life. I hope Kim burns in hell for what she does & that bitch is crazy slitting her wrist. I love U Eminem alwayz & forever. This goes for u Kim die Bitch die. I wish Em did kill u stupid whore, smutt, ugly ass, cheater, close ur legs next time. If I ever saw her Id punch her in the face myself. Good advice Em get rid of her!

Kim Is a whore

by Jaclyn May 5, 2004

kim mathers

yo kim mathers made my mom no longer like em because she thinks that he drove her to attempted suicide kim mathers is an evil person for cheating on em or anybody else

kim screwed up her life and proabably her daughters too

by fatman14 June 25, 2004

Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020

mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 30, 2007

mashedpohatoes

hateful words directed towards another person or thing

"I hate you MF'er"
"Dude, lay off the mashedpohatoes!"

by Bob Marley November 24, 2004