Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

by hoover50 November 8, 2011

paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Mach

everything,
It is the greatest thing ever,
often it is used as a prefix, followed by the suffix, Hach.

Mach Hach 2011 was Mach'n awsome Hach?????

by Mach Hacher 1 August 21, 2011

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Machan

(Machan or Machii) Originally comes from the Tamil formal use of the word to address a groom marrying into the family by primarily the bride's brothers/sisters but is also used by the bride herself. Informally used for addressing a close friend as either machii (மச்சி) or machan (மச்சன்) it insinuates that your friend is so close to you as to the fact that he is family. It is akin to the use of "mate" in english informally.

Adressing a friend-
English: How is it going machan? or How are you machii?
Tamil: epdi machan poguthu? or Epdi Machii iruka?

by Rubeeno80 July 19, 2021

matchstick

a skinny pale fiesty redhead chick; a flame

"but she's a redhead"
"but she a matchstick!"

by wat eva March 30, 2009

Colin Macharie

The funniest guy in stand up comedy, and a regular on Whose Line is it Anyway? and is often made fun of for being a bald Canadian.

As Colin once said, "I'll be your lightning rod of hate"

by linds March 31, 2004