Aussie (male)

Someone who would never be so immature as to have written the previous definition.

Aussie males: the hottest, sexiest, most fun men on the planet.

by Bec December 13, 2003

omega male

The highest possible status a man can achieve. eats alpha males for breakfast.
When an omega male is born its game over.
the end.
As in the movie "omega man" only man left standing.
despite being the oppisite of alpha, an omega male represents the top of the human food chain as there can only be one.

"I am the the omega male... hah."

by scotty mcdougal September 4, 2006

Male Tampon

A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.

Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."

by Male Tampon October 3, 2006

straight white male

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)

Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"

by verygentlemen December 23, 2021

Scrimblo Male

A scrimblo male is the best kind of male out of alpha males and beta males

The scrimblo male destroyed the alpha male

by FlameFlam July 10, 2021

Paleosexual Male

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships

The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.

by jphammr April 9, 2015

beta male

a bitch

ross is a beta male

by cockles88 October 4, 2015