metal mama

A chick, usually older than the typical crowd a metal show/club, who is most likely divorced with at least 2 kids. She usually starts to hang around with a group of younger metalhead guys, and if you play your cards right, will either blow you in the alley, or take you home and nail here while her kids are sleeping.

"Back in 91'-92' my buddy and I were constantly gettin ass from this metal mama who lived on Staten Island. What a total piece of ass!!!!!!!!"

by industrialfan71 April 10, 2008

Yo mama joke

a joke to tell when you're in a really trite mood and feel like laughing for no exact reason.

Example of a Yo mama joke:
Yo mama so fat, the National Weather Service names her farts and sneezes!

by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 1, 2017

Yo Mama

a term used in jokes and used for no reason at all sometimes

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"

by real men wear pink May 5, 2006

mama nat's fart in a jar

sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.

she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.

by hand blown starfish September 13, 2010

Maisam

Maisam is the best person in the world he is smart funny and always a good person to talk to. Whenever you feel sad just talk to Maisam because he always knows what to say to you. Maisam can all do help you with ur homework when u procrastinate. Always have a friend named Maisam

“ I fell sad let me go talk to Maisam over there

by The cool one 17 November 14, 2019

sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)

Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks

by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008

Sukhi Mama

A very cool uncle

hey, ju have a very cool Sukhhiiii Mammaaa, he wears nice sun glasses and has tight shirt on ;)

OH JU SHUUTTT UPPPPP!
~Sukhi Mama

by JU LIKE SUKHI April 18, 2011