Jack O Lantern

When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks

I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.

by TheRevered October 19, 2010

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

thank me later

The thing that people say when they try to be useful but fail

The good part of the video is at 1:06, thank me later

by Creepycat18_YT November 26, 2020

laser pig

1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.

2- a source of great amusement

"Dude, chuck me laser pig"

"No he's my laser pig"

(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)

by theloaffamily April 10, 2010

Faith Lastrella

Faith Lastrella is the coolest girl I know. She helps me with my homework and gets my book before english class

Faith Lastrella is awesome

by Bobby December 13, 2004

laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

by Kruug February 25, 2009

Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

by TheContraBass November 22, 2009