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Jones

1 (Proper) A common surname in English-speaking countries such as The U.S., The U.K., and Canada, the fourth-most common in the United States, according to the U.S. Census.
2 (n.) A slang term for heroin.
3 (n.) An addiction to heroin.
4 (n.) An extreme desire for something such as a drug, a food, etc. which could be considered on par with the desire associated with that of of a heroin addict.
5 (v.) To long for or desire something in such a way.
1. Indiana Jones can make even that lame-ass fedora look cool.
2. My brother just got shot in a drive-by, trying to score some jones off his dealer.
3. Tom has taken up clawing at his flesh as a counter-measure to deal with his jones.
4. I woke my girlfriend up and made her drive me all the way to Wal-mart when I started jonesing for some Cherry Coke.
by Tenkin August 29, 2005
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Davy Jones

A nickname for the devil, used by sailors. He is sometimes seen as a seperate entity. Commonly associated with the bottom of the sea, known as Davy Jones' Locker.
"This same Davy Jones, according to the mythology of sailors, is the fiend that presides over all the evil spirits of the deep, and is often seen in various shapes, perching among the rigging on the eve of hurricanes, ship-wrecks, and other disasters to which sea-faring life is exposed, warning the devoted wretch of death and woe." ~Tobias Smollett
by JC Brown July 15, 2006
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davy jones locker

the bottom of the ocean.
as heard on spongebob or sailor slang
I'm gonna send your ship to davy jones locker!
by mr. pink January 10, 2005
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jonestown

as a reference the the infamous massacre in South America, if you say something is a jonestown that means there a lot of people lying down outside, say at a slumber party or a beach
"The party looks like a jonestown with all the people lying out on the grass."
by hnt March 12, 2008
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Samantha Jones

The most awesomly, beautiful, hot character on the show "Sex and the city"
Works in PR.
Is played by the lovely Kim Cattrall.
Samantha: "Say after me, Samantha Jones, you are one hot piece of ass, I could fuck you all night. Samantha Jones"
by SofiaSwedeheart October 27, 2008
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jonney

sophia:jonney is a dickhead
luna:no he isnt
by ljgbsljgk July 29, 2017
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jones middle school

the worst fucking middle school. everyone is racist af and fake. the teachers fucking hate specific kids and the drama is fucked up. dont go here you will get bullied by some shithead
jones middle school summarized:
jms student 1: hey

jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck
by jmsdefinition October 26, 2019
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