Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

The Itchy Mountain Men

Teen bluegrass band currently taking the world by storm, centered in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bluegrass, funk, rock, blues, jazz, whatever we want because we truly are that cool. Snuffy, Stretch, String Bean, Sweet Pea, and Slick. We kill it every time.

Last night I got dropped LSD and went to the Itchy Mountain Men show. They rocked the house, as always!

by satanta March 31, 2008

internet inches

Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.

Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*

lie untruth plus two

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

Freak of Inches

some one whom has a very large penis.

Lee get your freak of inches out!!

by Lee Bakery January 17, 2009

6 inch dick

Big 😪

I got a big 6 inch dick

by 69 dicks givem March 4, 2017

pinch my inch

something that a person with a small penis 1 incher might say to his bitch or hoe in order to receive a hand job but without looking like a twat.

Andy: Pinch my inch, bitch!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!

by Veno-mous boy August 5, 2006

Yahoo inches

When a guy online tells a girl that he is really well-hung, when in fact, he is not, than he has added Yahoo Inches to his 3 inch penis

"I have a 10 incher... in Yahoo inches"

by Will_Bucko January 17, 2007