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Hitchcock Blonde

Director and producer, Alfred Hitchcock, liked to cast blonde actresses in leading roles in his films. Hitchcock's blonde leading ladies often had the lightest of blonde hair; hair so white blonde that it was seemingly stripped of all natural color. As Hitchcock movies were suspenseful psychological thrillers that included frightening scenes, an alternate definition of "Hitchcock Blonde" refers to a scary, unnatural shade of blonde hair.

Some of Hitchcock's more famous blonde leading ladies were: Tippi Hedren (Marnie, The Birds), Grace Kelly (To Catch a Thief, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder), Kim Novak (Vertigo), Doris Day (The Man Who Knew Too Much), Eva Marie Saint (North By Northwest), Marlene Dietrich (Stage Fright), Carole Lombard (Mr & Mrs Smith), Joan Fontaine (Rebecca, Suspicion), Julie Andrews (Torn Curtain), and Ingrid Bergman (Spellbound, Notorious).
Marilyn Monroe had Hitchcock blonde hair that was bleached whiter than her teeth.
by a wild one September 17, 2012
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trailer hitching

Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.
"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."
by fuzzerham November 2, 2013
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hatching doesn't imply you transform from an ugly cis child into a beautiful swan bb or anything, most of us just become fucked up omelettes
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Snatch Hatch

The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.
If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.
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symbol used by the juggalos its a man running with a meat cleaver
did you see that guys badass hatchetman necklace
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pudding hatch

I just fucked my girls pudding hatch last night!
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hitched

Getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.
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