here hold this

phrase that signifies someone is about to *metaphorically* either get knifed, handed a bomb or be completely anhialated or blown away in some competitive sport, game, duel or race. Not typically delivered in a friendly way or said in jest, more threatening and menacing like, hold on to this fucker or, watch this while I go deal with this fucker. If Jack Reacher asks you to hold his toddler for example. Now you know things are not good for someone

drunk teenagers: hah hah hold my beer while I shoot this firework into the woods man
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted

second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground

by williet hughnot November 29, 2019

ho ho hold on

An expression most commonly used when checking out a store while Christmas shopping; especially when the cost of one item is more than you thought it would be.

Register: Xbox Kinect - $145

Customer: "Ho ho hold on a minute!!!! That was supposed to be $99."

Cashier: "I'm sorry sir I'll fix the price immediately."

by ChimRicholds November 22, 2011

gangsta hold

when you on the line with a friend and they say hold on, and your on the line for a long ass time. then you notice they forgot about you and you hang up.

( calling maria back )
Lina: why'd you hang up ?
Maria: because you had me on gangsta hold .

by lina(: April 17, 2009

hand hold up

In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.

When Fred and Steve went to congratulate each other for scoring with two hotties, a hand hold up occurred.

by benormous February 22, 2006

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

by debra February 13, 2005

on hold

suspended, postponed (from the button on a telephone marked hold, used to switch temporarily from the conversation)

Our vacation plans were on hold due to the lack of transportation.

by Light Joker September 28, 2005

Steering Wheel Choke Hold

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!

On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

by Dirtimus January 20, 2011