waiting to happen

the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.

Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.

by holy January 22, 2005

HIPP

Acronym for "Hot In Profile Picture".
The instance in which an unknown person looks attractive in their profile picture, but then when you browse through other pictures you realise that they are in fact not very good looking.
Commonly used/seen on social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace or Bebo.

Dude, I was on Facebook last night and I checked out your sister. What a HIPP...

by AF21 June 4, 2010

It's bound to happen

A "safe" phrase to tell a women when you are not paying any attention to what she's flapping on about.
Also can get a person out of trouble at work.

Try it (on anyone)
Trust me it works...

Women: "I had a terrible day at work...." , "I can't believe she...." , "I am so excited for...."
Boss: "We have had a terrible quarter....", "I've noticed employees have been...."

You "It's bound to happen"

by Tony from MN November 29, 2009

it happens a lot in africa

used as a pathetic excuse when someone is found doing something wrong or lying

It was started by a Nigerian-born TV personality named Bobby Ologun. Bobby is a K-1 fighter and entertainer and when he is questioned about assult charges he replies "It happens a lot in Africa."

guy 1 "oh i cant wait to enjoy this juicy hamburger, but right after taking a crap"

several minutes later

guy 1 "now for my burger, wah, Bob what the hell! i was gonna eat that you bastard!"

Bob "It happens a lot in Africa"

by zetsubou sensei July 27, 2010

what had happened was

explaining or retelling an event, often used for excuses and is considered to be quite Ghetto. it originates from high schools with very stupid, ignorant, pot smoking, tards that need to learn how to speak english and shut there big fat mouths.

bon qui qui: girl did you get me dat chicken?

Latoya: chicken?

bon qui qui: yeah

latoya: well what had happened was dat i got in dis fight with dis one bitch...

bon qui qui: sure don't pull that shit dumb ass i knew you was bangin Darrel.

by bon qui qui October 8, 2012

Epic Hippage

The defined muscle of a toned man or a toned woman, which runs from the hip down to the crotch region (obviously more prominent and commonly seen on men, haha!). Very sexy to see on men who are ripped, or just in general!

"omg! did you see that guy with EPIC hippage!?...so sexy!"

"gotta love a topless man with epic hippage!"

An example as used in another term of the same meaning: Fight Club Lines: Brad Pitt with his shirt off in Fight Club. Or Jared Leto (of 30 Seconds to Mars/Requiem for a Dream fame) in Fight Club.

by Kelgo5510 October 31, 2011

what had happened

this word means whats up or can be used simply to ask what happen.

love: what had happened meme
MEME: nothin much

by kyle Love October 18, 2006