shit handled

taking a shit, and placing said turd under a cars door handle.....

john SHIT HANDLED sherly.

by shit handled August 14, 2012

love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.

Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol

by AGorrila June 22, 2021

The Door Handle

The act of sticking a door handle up your ass, then having the person on the other side twist the handle around.

Man: "aww ya blunt I caught you giving The Door Handle to your girlfriend last night!"

My favorite sex move is The Door Handle!

by Levahound September 12, 2014

riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.

The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.

by @piledriver911 September 27, 2014

handler

someone who gets girls but is not easy on the eyes, also is very hairy in upper reigons.

Yo i dont know how that kid is banging that bitch hes such a handler.

by mr.dink123 March 25, 2007

handle bars

a xanax pill used for anxiety but when taking it causes a high are drowsy affect

im geeked upped off dem handle bars

by KINGofLOUISIANA June 21, 2012

The Handler

One who runs up and down the school halls, hates the world, and has no personality.

That kid sure is a Handler.

by Aquairus May 31, 2005