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shit handled

taking a shit, and placing said turd under a cars door handle.....
by shit handled August 14, 2012
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love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
by AGorrila June 22, 2021
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The Door Handle

The act of sticking a door handle up your ass, then having the person on the other side twist the handle around.

Man: "aww ya blunt I caught you giving The Door Handle to your girlfriend last night!"
by Levahound September 12, 2014
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riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.
The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.
by @piledriver911 September 27, 2014
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handler

someone who gets girls but is not easy on the eyes, also is very hairy in upper reigons.
Yo i dont know how that kid is banging that bitch hes such a handler.
by mr.dink123 March 25, 2007
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handle bars

a xanax pill used for anxiety but when taking it causes a high are drowsy affect
im geeked upped off dem handle bars
by KINGofLOUISIANA June 21, 2012
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The Handler

One who runs up and down the school halls, hates the world, and has no personality.
by Aquairus May 31, 2005
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