Horseface

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

Oh my gosh it’s horseface

by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018

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horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019

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horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting

Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"

by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019

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The horse (Equus ferus caballus) is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. It is an odd-toed ungulate mammal belonging to the taxonomic family Equidae.

Person1: What are those people called that ride horses?
Person2: Equestrians.
Person1: Thanks. I was about to just call them horse-people.
Person2: No, that's a centaur.

by TeachYouTheHorse July 24, 2019

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