goosed

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .

by JayK February 16, 2006

Klu Klux Goose

1. A short character on "The Hitcher" episode of The Mighty Boosh Series 1.

2. A member of the "Animal Offenders" prison which features the Nazi turtle ("a fresh-water fascist for all the family"), the Ku Klux goose and Trevor Robinson, a shire horse with over 37 unpaid parking tickets.

3. A goose that takes offense from anybody who is in an ethnic minority (blacks, asians, chinks, etc.)

Look?!
Wyhat?
A Klu Klux Goose!

by scottysullivan October 5, 2006

goos

adj. Positive, but with novelty value; intellectually positive but amusingly so.

Eternal Sunshine is a very goos movie.

by Blessi July 21, 2005

goosedumps

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

by Deromes September 6, 2007

goosebutt

(n)the sexual combinations possible using a spoon, jacuzzi, and peanut butter.

NOTE: clothing optional

dude i had the best goosebutt last night

by TimmyDempster May 13, 2008

Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009