A Galumpkin is a sexual act, where a male (sometimes mentioned as the "galumper") lathers his testicles in peanut butter and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as a gooch) . He then jumps repeatedly, to make the testicles clap and mix the ingredients. From here another, typically man, will eat it as if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Get the galumpkin mug.A Galumpkin is when a male lathers his testicles with peanut butter, and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as "gooch"). He then begins the act of jumping repeatedly, which claps them together and mixes the ingredients. The man who performs this act, typically referred to as the Galumper, will then have a partner (typically another male) eat it all like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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