Geesefucker

All Canadians.

"That stupid Geesefucker keeps going on about hockey, as if anyone cares."

by theothertesticle October 9, 2025

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

Geekstreaking

Geeking out while dropping all your clothes .

I went geekstreaking the other day, walked back with 30 to life 😱

by Lellogram November 25, 2025

the gees

When your friend makes a typo of the word eggs in his biology lab report and the teacher circles said typo. Causes random outbreaks of laughter.

"The gees shell."

by Koonzie March 8, 2014

Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode and if you disagree fuck you!

I don't think band geeks is that goo-
*gets punched in the groin*

by Jottys November 1, 2018

Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode to have ever been conceived. It aired in season 2 and hasn't been topped ever since. It has the best quotes to be told to one's friend. It also has one of the best endings rocking "Sweet Victory" Infront of a giant stadium. If anyone has another episode as their favorite they are fucking wrong and if they still think they are right tell them to stop talking and leave the premise immediately

Also #RipStephenHillenburg

Person 1(Idiot): Dude I think season 3 had the best episodes of all time
Person 2(not an Idiot): WHAT!? Bro easily Band Geeks is the best episode!
Person 1(still an Idiot): but I like-
Person 2(still not an idiot): Dude just go. just go. there isn't room for people like you here. leave!

by Jottys January 30, 2019

fibo gees

A real brotha that has always got your back. He never folds and talk trash on you. You want a Fibo gees as your friend.

Fibo gees is the most true person I know.

by CTaraski6 February 27, 2019