The Geezer Bandit

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

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Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.

Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."

by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023

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