coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)

Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?

by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012

guap

The word quap originated from the an african american slang term used on the streets of Harlem, New York to indicated large sums of money aquired through the sale of illicit drugs. It is in reference to the amount of money a typical black male would earn in a year at an 8 hour hour a day, 5 day a week job, making minimum wage (new york state). At present day 7.15 x 8 = 57.2 a day...57.2 x 8 = 286 a week ... 286 x 53 = $14,872 in a year...thus the amount of guap at the present rate is $14,872 in previous years when minimum wage was at 5.15 an hour a guap was equivilent to $10,712. As a sign of the times a quap has risen with inflation.

"ask me what I paid and I say yeah I paid a guap" - mims
Also used on NYC metro north trains to pick up underage girls..."yeah my boy make Guap, you bitches down to chill"

by e-fizz January 12, 2008

Guardian Angel

The act of shitting in order to protect someone

Hey Rob i was worried about you so i left a guardian angel in your tent so the bears shouldnt bother you tonight....

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

French Guarantee

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

by coocookuhchoo October 6, 2008

Color Guard

A group of girls and boys who possess much talent. They radiate with energy and never stop smiling whether it starts to rain or they are brunt toast after long hours of being outside where tempurature broke the scale. They glide across the floor with flags, rifles, and sabres with a side of dance and sass. They are unique in many forms where their shows can vary from love to envy to death. Their uniforms are literally out of this world but its definetly a trend! No one can top it! It can be dangerous but only the TOUGHEST and COURAGEOUS people can handle it so those of you in colorguard, pat yourself on the back, you are still alive. There can be a barrier as colorguard is all about commitment not only being on the team but being a team, a family where its all about loving each other but most importantly yourself because if there was no self love, there wouldnt be a ripple of self love to everyone, it would just create negative vibes for self hate. So mental health is another key. Colorguard is also where you find yourself, a place for a better state of mind, and therapeutic.

I love their silks, I want to be in Color Guard now!-random band member

by Stephkins April 9, 2019

Haus del guapo

Haus....Haus del guapo. A mexican zombie killer. Hobbies eating burrittos with guapomole, hanging out with his soccer ball named pedro. Things he Says "Hauwsome"....I I mow lawns for 5 dolla... Que!?!?! no speaky spanish....

IM famous mexican you can Haus....... Haus del guapo and my side pedro

by The cooler guy March 16, 2010

guarding

The act of imitating a Hollister lifeguard in places you don't typically find lifeguards on duty. Involves holding your hands up to your eyes like binoculars and having friends take a picture of you.

#Guarding

Dude #1:         Hey, hold my phone for a second.

Dude #2:        Sure!

Dude #1:         I need you to take a pic of me guarding in the school library!

by Sam Diego April 5, 2013