Gloriani

A unit of measure for something so wonderful, its awesome can not be measured in any other way and otherwise indescribable.

I had such a Gloriani of a time yesterday.

A day like this never happens to most people, only the luckiest, it was at least 2 Glorianis.

by DN00 February 13, 2010

gloriant

The distinct feeling you have when you're epically fucked up. This feeling can be achieved by drinking the perfect amount of Rolling Rock, smoking the perfect amount of weed, or smoking after you drink. For one to be gloriant, one must be triumphant AND wise. You can also be gloriant when you're having the feeling that you're a military sergeant or a general. This word should always be used after you pee on a house.

"Dude, I feel like a sergeant right now."

"Fucking gloriant."

or

"Dude, I just peed on the neighbors front porch. I'm so gloriant right now."

"

by joggersruninmyfamily January 18, 2007

Glow Center

Local nickname given to the Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, UT; formerly the Delta Center. It is called this because the company that has bought the rights to the arena, Energy Solutions, is one that disposes of toxic waste. Energy Solutions Arena is a mouthful so many have shortened it to ESA or the Glow Center, which is catchier and more like the original name.

This is where the Utah Jazz play.

I heard that Metallica is going to be playing at the Glow Center in March.

by JDPSCCA February 1, 2008

Glovefuzz

(1) The underlying fuzz that follows removal of a hand or other object from said fuzzy glove or cavity.

(2) Old underwear fuzz that sticks to the outside of the vagina when you take her panties off.

(3) The outermost bushy 70s fuzz that accompanies the vagina

"I would have sex with you, but I'm not going anywhere near that glovefuzz"

"I tried to eat this this girl out last night i just couldnt get past her glovefuzz"

"Shave your glovefuzz you pregnant whore"

by lisa the destroyer January 12, 2010

Gloutsou

Gloutsou

Pleasuring the male member either orally and/or tactilely.

Honey, I'm really stressed, can you give me a gloutsou?
Look at that girl's lips. I'm sure she's really good at giving gloutsou.
I went out with this girl and she didn't put out, but at least I got a gloutsou.

by Planet X January 18, 2015

glorious mind fuck

to be of such influence that you present an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality: something that fucks with your brain. calls in question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general: such an experience usually leaves the person stunned/speechless while he/she wrapping his/her mind around the new idea: thus reshaping the receivers view the world and his/her own existence.

Shannon was such a glorious mind fuck she made me see the world in a new way.

by nofuckinidea April 26, 2015

glorious house of gainz

The gym!International chest day. Gotta get juicy and tan af.

Today I’m going to the glorious house of gainz t get a pump on.

by Glorious house of gainz November 20, 2017