fake the funk 

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

fake the funk by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

g funk 

Gangsta funk. A phrase used specifically to denote the style of "The Chronic" and other hip hop/rap produced by Dr. Dre. Notably used in the Warren G song "This DJ". Can be used generally to apply all forms of gansta music culture post 1985. Pre 1985 gansta music is usually classified as either Funk, Old School, or Dinasaur Funk.

Kool Keith, "Dr. Octagon"- " this is the dinosaur funk that permitted g funk"

g funk by Shawn Freeman January 17, 2006

Junk Funk 

1. Used to refer to something that is of little value.
2. Used to refer to an article of clothing that is cheap and nasty
3. A hip new way of saying slut

1. "That new pink CD is sooooooooo JUNK FUNK gurrrrrl"
2. "God, Charlene did you see that girl wearing a mid-riff, its looked so JUNK FUNK
3. Paris Hilton is SO JUNK FUNK

Junk Funk by Mitch Watt August 20, 2006

B-funk 

a nonsense-talking sexually confused douche-loving jimmy page worshipping cheap gullible lying sack of target property who thinks he is a trainspotter, claims he is a 'casual gamer,' and is very very lonely.

Look at that B-funk over there, he must hate himself.

B-funk by b_seg June 8, 2004

vaginal funk 

pussy pussy pussy PUSSY!

The scent of PUSSY.

Quality pussy = roses
BAD pussy = fish, rancid ass sweat, 3 month old low fat milk

vaginal funk by Tasha January 13, 2004

The Funk 

When your female friend drops a load on your chest during intercourse usually from the reverse cowgirl position. Also known as a Hot Carl,Hot Karl,Cleveland Steamer,etc.

The woman asks "Do You Like The Funk"....the man answers yes she proceeds.

The Funk by Bearboarder June 28, 2006

A-Funk 

A general term for when someone has B.O. after a long day of cosplaying. This comes from cosplaying at an A-Fest convention.

Jennifer had some major A-Funk when she got to her hotel room that day after cosplaying as Sailor Moon so she went to take a shower.

A-Funk by Naomi A September 11, 2007