Eli Reed is known to be a person that likes little children, or is a pedophile, or likes lolis, a person who wants to have sexual interactions with small children.
Brad: Hey Bro did you here Eli Reed went to prison for touching that little girl
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
"As Anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little buttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarrassment"
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun