duffell

describes a person with a hair like a dead dog which has been revolved over a wooden spoon

i know a man called matt duffell. he is asian

by bob dylan July 17, 2004

duffed

in the act of having sex

"she is getting duffed right now"

by nunook November 26, 2009

Duffet

Wing nut (a screw on little bolt thing with easy-grip wings), and at one time believed to be a monster in hiding.

Daddy can i buy a duffet?

by Big Bear Stalker September 1, 2003

Different Trains

Search for the horizon...
Search for the gold...
Don't stop looking...
Till you've found the Different Trains...
The Different Trains...
They'll free the soul.

Look down.
Your ordinary.
Nothing more then Fiction.
In a non-fiction story.

by Rabostatide January 2, 2005

Differentiate

Something I'm not good at

I genuinely can't differentiate between slights and compliments. My bad. I think it's a tone thing. Am I being mocked? I have no idea. I'm so completely socially inept I cannot tell whether or not someone is on my side or hates my guts.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

The difference

I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOSTILE AND NON-HOSTILE WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT AND I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO THE THING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haaa... Haaa... Haaa..."

Hym "What's the matter with you?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haaa... I think I'm... Haa... Having a panic attack... Haa..."

Hym"WHAT!? ARE WE GOING TO DIE!? 😱" *Starts running around in circles* "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO STROKE OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... You're not... Helping..."

Hym "Why is this happening!?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "I'm just freaking out... Haa... I don't think they know that I can't tell the difference between hostile and non-hostile... Haa... And every time they do that it triggers a stress response... Haa... Either that or they don't care... Haa... In which case, they what that to happen... Haa... I don't know what to do about this... We... We need to do something about this... Haa... Haa... Shit, this is not good..."

Hym "AAAAHHHHHH!!! SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Iam "THAT ISN'T HELPING! Haa... Ha..."

Hym 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Iam *Breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Let's just go. Let's go. We'll be find... We... just have to take our mind off it..."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Duffed

Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.

Man, I thought this relationship was going to go somewhere, but really I was just totally getting Duffed!

by DFaFH April 19, 2006