Too Easy For Diamond Dave

Another way of saying "GG EZ", but that was outdated by Diamond Dave.

/all Just "too easy for Diamond Dave" or "2 EZ 4 DD"

by ComradeRoadkill March 28, 2021

Blood Diamond

Blood Diamond refers to overweight (thick) white chicks that date black men exclusively.

Dang, homeboy is rolling with a beautiful blood diamond. She's thick as hell.

by Ballin Ass Chris August 8, 2014

diamond miner

A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.

Jared thought that Josh was going to give him a special Valentines gift. Little did Jared know that Josh and Richie were experianced 'alternative' diamond miners.

by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007

Diamond

A 5% lager made by manchester holts brewery that makes you pass out in the car park after only 6 pints. like old Stella - rocket fuel! Can be used to describe any lager that can knock you out for under £15

Mate i had 6 pints of diamond last night and i still cant feel my face

This polish stuff is strong - but it aint no diamond

by swazze July 7, 2009

diamn teef

Literally means 'damn thief' but is more used in a situation where someone is trying to rip you off.

Item has 50p sticker on it: I go to the till:
Shopkeeper: Thats £1.
Me: Its 50p!
Shopkeeper: no no, price is wrong...insert rubbish excuse here
Me: Diamn teef.

by me old fruity May 16, 2006

Dustin Diamond

A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.

"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."

by Shawn Sager August 12, 2008

Ghetto Diamond

A broken diamond held together by duct tape; commonly used as a drinking vessel for grape soda

"Yo have you seen my ghetto diamond. I'm firsty."

by Dr. Fartbrain December 30, 2011