disneyland

(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait.

The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.

by badsfo January 26, 2011

Post Disney Syndrome

The 2 months of really really missing Disneyworld after you've returned from Disneyworld. Post dusney syndrome can last from 2 weeks to 2 months. Basically, post disney syndrome is when you have returned from Disneyworld and you start to realy miss the "happiest place on earth". Side effects include wearing a mickey hat during the duration of the syndrome, wearing a pin lanyard aswell, and instead of going out for a fun night with friends, you decide to stay back and watch disney movies by yourself with a bowl of ice cream while being surrounded by the souvenirs the subject picked up. Post disney syndrome is very common and usually happens to adolescents more so than children or grown ups.

Hey, do you think jimmy will come out to Amy's party tonight?

Naa, He has Post disney syndrome he probably will in a good 2 weeks to a month, but he needs some alone time for now

by M&MMMMMMM August 16, 2010

disney channer

a person who is older than 18 yrs old and still watches disney channel ...get a life
realy

me:what are you watching ?
disney channer :disney channel ..isnt miley hot?
me:dude really ..you worry me...

by znge March 2, 2009

disney cunt

1. Someone who conformes to the stereotypical consumer-driven expectaitions of their fellow mind-fucked, delusional, losers.
2. A stupid person.
3. A lesbian that dates men.
4. Laura.

Andrew: omg, Laura is dating another guy.
Shelby: That disney cunt. why doens't she just admit that she's a dyke?

by ekho rose January 29, 2008

Disney Hipster

A mainstream hipster lame.

Justin Bieber is a Disney Hipster.

by trashpunk82 January 26, 2011

Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

Disney Energy

When someone says something 100% non-sexual, and your mind immediately jumps to a perverted thought.

Person 1: I was watching CNN this morning and they talked to Dick Cheney.
Person 2: *thinking* HAHAHAHA THEY SAID DICK.

by Angelica September 8, 2004