cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

by dr gummy August 6, 2019

dinner whore

A woman who pretends to be attracted to a man in order to receive free dinner from him.///////////////

The smart man will neither date nor speak unnecessarily to a known dinner whore, such as Ms. Lisa of Michigan.////////////////

by Dread Cthulhu April 14, 2006

Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs

Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

I got your dinner

A phrase used before slapping someone in the face with your penis, then making them choke on it as they perform oral sex.

"I got your dinner"
*slap*
*choke*

by Ryan1 July 24, 2006

Diner Ass

The flat, fat, long shaped ass on all waitresses that work at diners.

Tom: Yo, that girl you left with last night was hot. What happened? Did you seal the deal.

Joe: Hell yeah.

Tom: How'd she look naked?

Joe: Pretty good, until she took her pants off and her diner ass was in full effect.

by J.Rahlo September 24, 2009

yum dinger

1. a soft plastic lure, commonly used for bass

2. a penis

"I poke the hook through the head of my yum dinger."

by Billy and Bobby May 17, 2006

MASHING HER DINNER

When you feed your girlfriend dinner then go home and fuck her in the ass thus mashing her dinner

A good cheap date is going to mcd's then going home and mashing her dinner

by robs asshole January 14, 2008