Dildozer

One who forces their personal opinions or beliefs onto others while refusing to consider any other points of view. A blow hard.

Ever since Larry found Jesus he's become a real dildozer with anyone who isn't a Christian.

by Haute Pepper November 10, 2010

big black dildo

Massive floppy rubber dildo molded from the massive cock of Mandingo. Usually used in gay porn and Bro Rape. Can be found at Walmart or any family shopping centers. Usually need Lube or may cause bleeding and sever burning. Need to spray Axe body spray before using for max pleasure. Must be at least 6 years old to use or may kill you. Must keep away from cat or they may explode. In case it is in the hands of a retard shoot him in the head.

Bro1: Hey bro want to go up to my room and chill?

Bro2: ALright sure man

Bro1: Hey man get on the bed so i can shove this big black dildo into your nice hairy asshole.

Bro2: Alright man but be Gentle.

by Kelof June 11, 2008

dildo

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

Dildo

Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'

by Force Majeure December 24, 2008

dildo hat

Noun
Synonym for dickhead

What a fuckin' dildo hat!

by Mr. Farker Beans January 16, 2004

dilder smack

A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.

Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.

by Middlefinger November 26, 2005

dildo

A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.

Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!

by bye.felicia April 9, 2015