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Starbucks Decker 

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

Little Decker 

When an adult takes a large dump in a little kids toilet and does not flush, so the small child's parents find it and believe it was jr. who did it. This will likely cause the child's parents to freak out and take their child to the ER as soon as possible after seeing the man-sized dump their 4 year old let loose.
What the hell?? Who left a Little Decker in my sons training toilet?
Little Decker by Shit-Tastic! August 17, 2011

double decker crash 

When the nards of two men hit really hard as they double time a lady.
Me and my boy were totally nailin this chick, but we had a double decker crash and had to get out the ice packs.

triple decker turdpie 

A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.
Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.

i dicked er

The fine art of making a big mistake
I told my mom I'd come for supper on Friday but there is a party. I went to the party instead. Guess I dicked er!!
i dicked er by Chipdog September 19, 2013

gang dicked 

a situation in which a person has experienced multiple concurrent or consecutive penetration either with a penis or an object.
"That slut that went to the frat party yo .... got straight up gang dicked by a few of my bros . . . ."

'Man ... I took that exam ... I feel I got gang dicked."

"Bitch ... give me my money or Ill make you feel like youve been gpang dicked."
gang dicked by Red panther 94 November 25, 2013