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Salsa Dancing

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.
I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh
by Mustardeer October 15, 2018
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dancing bear

A fuckable chubby girl. By definition, a dancing bear is decent looking and is fun to party with.
Fargo, ND is the dancing bear capital of the world.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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hardcore dancing

Hardcore dancing is dancing for people who don't have the balls to mosh.
OH EM GEE! I almost hurt my hand punching at the ground, but i still love hardcore dancing!
by GoHomeandDie September 2, 2007
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dancing

The single most retarded activity ever conceived of by human beings.
OMG dancing is so stupid.
by fuck Mtv April 7, 2005
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dancing juice

This dancing juice smells odd.
by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2012
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Hardcore Dancing

A stupid form of "dancing" done by emo kids at "hardcore" shows cause they're too sissy to actually mosh. The saddest part about it is that they actually think they're cool when they do it, when in fact it's the complete opposite.
Stupid Emo - "The Aiden show last night was amazing! I was hardcore dancing the whole time! I'm such a badass!"

Non-Fag that doesn't hardcore dance - "Wow. You're an idiot."
by asawisper October 25, 2008
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dancing dildo

A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.
Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.
by Ed Sack August 3, 2007
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