double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

double gay agent

A partner who pretends to be gay, but is actually straight

Barry lost his anal virginity to a double gay agent

by It'syeboisquidward August 2, 2017

Double cheers

When someone Taps your cup twice in a cheers, where both participants proceed to see the bottom of their drinks

Ryan: cheers!
Stefan: you better not double cheers me, I’m already fucked
Ryan: I would never *continues to double cheers cup* drink up bitch

by The LW Bridge November 25, 2017

double unread

While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.

Jack had no idea when to stop texting Jamie so she left him double unread

by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018

Double-Sniffer

This sexual sadisfaction technique can be done intersexually. Its when one sexual partner sniffs either the anus, vagina or penis (can also be done all at once). The sadisfaction of the mild breeze blowing through the genital region can be great.
Espacially for women it has shown a very wide range of peaceful feelings.
It is often done with both noseholes at the same time, but can also be done with just one, for a stronger suction.

Baby, please give me a Double-Sniffer.

by Trüffelis November 25, 2018

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Double C

A hood way of saying Chanel.

"Double C your purses, you deserve it" ~ A Boogie wit da Hoodie on the track 'Swervin'

by Pestochkolera February 25, 2019