crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

cooter biscuit

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011

coot

When something is too cute to say cute.

My girlfriend is so coot.

by somenamehere January 8, 2009

Choot

Choot is called choot because it leaks. LOVE IS Laving Of Vaginal Orifice by tongue/fingers/penis. Penis is called penis because it penetrates. GIRL (Grip/Insert/Rotate/Lave) is like a Washing Machine (Grip/Insert/Rotate/Lave).

Choot chooti hai isiliye choot kahlati hai. Choot area includes female urethera also which not only leaks out the urine but also the orgasmic waters of female.

by AJAY GUPTA January 10, 2004

Coot

An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.

Person 1: You know that Person 4?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!

by The Infinitely Prolonged July 27, 2010

cooter booger

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

by Bosley June 1, 2006

Cooter Chat

The conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.

Doctor: "Nice weather we're having."
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"

by kidsnpigs February 7, 2010