Cupcake Breakfast

A traditional San Francisco meal served on early weekend mornings. It consists of shoving a cupcake into a sleeping (usually hungover) friend's mouth and yelling "CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"


"Zzzzzzzz......."

*shove cupcake in mouth*

"mmmphhh" *spit* "what the fuck?!?"

"HAHAHA!!!! CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!"
by Ceee Beee February 26, 2009
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cupcake Twanger

when you shove your dick in a jigglypuff or any kind of pokemon
by devilish Louise Valliere December 15, 2010
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rusty cupcake

While having anal sex the "giver" fills the "catcher's" rectum with urine and semen. The "giver" then pulls out creating a mushy brown mixture that rises out of the "catchers" ass.
I gave the girl i met at the bar last night a rusty cupcake. She wasnt too happy.
by christbait September 01, 2006
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cantonese cupcake

Making love to a woman,then ejaculating in her naval(belly button) and then consuming it like a jello shooter.
Randy is so nasty,last night he did a cantonese cupcake on jenny.
by snatchy Mcsnatcherson July 31, 2009
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cupcake

A muffin with frosting, sprinkles, maybe a candle and other decorations.
CUPCAKES ARE JUST MUFFINS THAT DRESS LIKE WHORES!
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
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Lindsay's cupcakes

Also known as "muddy underoos."
This is a phrase used to describe when a female's undergarments are exposed, and the viewer can clearly see splotches of fecal matter.
This even is most commonly associated with fat whores and white women named "Lindsay" (i.e., Lindsay Lohan).
Panties adorned with cupcakes are worth bonus points, and are dubbed "chocolate cupcakes."
Person A: "I heard that on the set of Lindsay Lohan's new movie, she vomited all over herself, and then passed out on the floor with her fanny in the air!"

Person B: "Yeah, I heard! Everyone was able to see Lindsay's cupcakes!"

<Person A vomits>
by VeXxX September 21, 2010
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Jellyfish-Cupcake

A term that is used for a Scene girl's vagina. It originated as both Jellyfish and Cupcakes are cute things that Scene girls can often randomly refer too. However, They also both have qualities that can be related to a vagina. A Jellyfish being wet, sometimes smelly with many squishy parts, and a cupcake as it's small, harmless and delicious.
Man, I would love to pound her Jellyfish-Cupcake!
by Crouton of Requiem November 16, 2010
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