cooked dick

Flamin' Hot anal sex

Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick

by M. Craken May 29, 2016

Cady Cook

A nice, beautiful, sexy girl. Boys go crazy for her, but she minds her own business. Make sure you don't piss off a Cady Cook. Usually a girl that is very athletic and is a queen in gymnastics and a baller in basketball. This brunette always needs a blonde bestie! Has a strong heart and never gives up. People describe her as; HOT; Sexy; Queen; Baller; Good Style; Stud Muffin; Angel; Model; Smokin; Curvy; Delicious

Girl 1- See Cady Cook?

Boy 1- Yes she is an Angel
Boy 2- She belongs in an Victoria Secret Fashion Show

by Gerimono January 20, 2018

Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT

Jax Cooke is fried

by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020

Koby Cook

some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number

yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today

g: nah fam

by DaKrib.inc May 31, 2020

Charlie Cooke

Best MP ever and Always wears the Classiest of Fedora's while doing his job(Killing Scouts), Loves taking dead people's bodies and Laughing at Horse-Faces

Leon: God i want to ram a sword up Charlie Cooke and his Fedoras
Charlie: Tips Fedora

by Charlie Cooke June 25, 2020

Billy Cook

To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.

She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.

by NWMOSG July 15, 2020

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020