Tom Clancy's Penis

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.

Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

SiN clan

Clan made up of retards who think they can play games. Their heads fit perfectly into their asses. Cannot stand to lose.

SiNAgent Jones lost a match so he banned the person who beat him.

by Definer February 1, 2004

Clan-Clan

verb: To stab or shank someone.

From a particular series of Call of Duty 4 Domination matches where a player by the handle ClanClan (slightly changed to retain anonymity)seemed to be stabbing anyone in a 5 foot radius, he was dubbed "BladeMaster" by the other players, author included.

Aww man, I just got Clan-Clan'd!

Dude, I just Clan-Clan'd that sucka!

"Did you hear? Some guy got Clan-Clan'd at the club last night?"
"Yeah, I heard about that, I saw it on the news this morning."

by knubs 04 January 20, 2008

Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016

Clancy

Clancy means "The son of the red warrior", but he is not only the "son". He is a warrior himself. He will do anything for his loved ones. He is extremely loyal and kind. But if you insult something he loves, prepare to die. He has an amazing smile that makes you trust him with your life. If you ever meet a Clancy, don't be afraid to befriend him. He will be by your side no matter what.

Random person: Clancy, I need to tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone!
Clancy: Are you serious? I am taking your secret to the grave!

by RRLBEP June 1, 2020

Tiny Clanger

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009

Josh Calanchie

Josh Calanchie's are the best! They are super sweet and caring, and smart. They are awesome people to hang around and are great friends! Josh Calanchie's are the type of people who will listen to you with an open mind set and will always try to make you feel better! They are loyal and trustworthy and can keep any secret and will always stick with you! Josh Calanchie's are very cute and are great boyfriends! They treat girls with respect and are romantic, they can make anyone laugh, and are really good at accents! Josh Calanchie's are halarious and will have you fall in love! <3

Girl 1 "Wow who is that over there?"
girl 2 "Oh him, thats Josh Calanchie!"

by carlsmister4 December 28, 2011