chinkbag

A derogatory and horribly offensive term towards an individual of Chinese heritage. May be used in conjunction with racially directed leading modifiers, such as "rice-eating" or "slant-eyed", to increase the insult's effectiveness.

Darren, get back to your shit hole in El Monte go eat some fuckin' rice, you slant-eyed chinkbag.

by Monkeytamer July 3, 2009

chinese fadunk

(n) the act of blowing your load in a girl's eyes and as she wipes the spunk out of her eyes, (hence the chinese part) you smack her in the face with your cock

Last night i pulled a chinese fadunk on Lisi.

by stop snitchin August 28, 2007

Chink in the Armor

1) An narrow opening and vunerable area in one's armor that the opponent will usually aim for. This term relies on "chink" in the sense of "a crack or gap," a meaning dating from about 1400 and used figuratively since the mid-1600s.

2) A figurative term for a one's weakness, largest flaw or their prevention of success.

1) Because of the chink in the armor of Sir Lancelot, his opponent was able to break past his defense and inflict a dangerous flesh wound.

2) We would have aced this presentation if Leo wasn't in our group. He didn't study at all, he's the chink in the armor.

by Little.Lying.Delilah October 11, 2009

chinese fireball

A small, moist, yet meaty ball of fecies that fires out of the anus with deadly force. A chinese fireball is typically greasy, about half the size of the average human fist and has deadly accuracy. Typical symptoms include pre-shit bubble farts and a whistling sphincter effect. Approach with caution.

Dave, dude, I thought you had to take a shit. It's only been 40 seconds.

Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.

by William Shakespenis March 13, 2008

Chinese Democracy

An Oxymoron

Billy: "Hey man Chinese Democracy finally came out after 10 years"

Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"

by Goose B July 6, 2009

chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"

John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip

by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010

Chinese blowjob

A normal blowjob but with Asians

"my girlfriend is the best at giving Chinese blowjobs"

"oh,you mean KimLee?"

by Asianknowitalls March 26, 2013