Can we get groceries? 

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

Can we get groceries? by Poopmaster April 29, 2022

Can Fu 

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).

Can Fu is daddy <3

Can Fu by lilpengting February 6, 2023

can we just cuddle 

The most excruciatingly painful string of words any man will hear in the bedroom. This means the sexual intercourse he has been anticipating since the initiation of said act, has come to an abrupt halt. This destroys his world and disappoints him beyond any hope. It's like promising a child a bran new Xbox One for his birthday and instead getting him a Wii U.

*just as intercourse is about to start* "Baby... Can we just cuddle tonight?"

can we just cuddle by Epicazam27 February 15, 2017

can i eat u 

Can I eat u?

pussy

Can I eat u tonight in bed

can i eat u by Fucky duckie April 23, 2018

Can I try it on? 

Used by uk roadmen during the process of mugging someone

Roadman:"yo fam I like your bag can I try it on?"

Can I try it on? by Massive log January 12, 2019

can i be honest with you

introduction to shared information of medium to insignificant content
like,
"can i be honest with you? I missed you so much when the site was down for 24 hours. i'm aware that i don't contribute nowhere near as much as you but we have to do our work, we have to go out and do stuff. our reward will be that much sweeter."

can i be honest with you?

can i be honest with you by Krkič March 5, 2020

can we get an f in the chat because 

when a person has endured literal hell and needs someone to pay respects.

guy 1 : can we get an f in the chat because i just killed my dog in minecraft
guy 2 : f
guy 3 : rip
guy 4 : damn
idiot that doesnt care : ok boomer

can we get an f in the chat because by Beeka0864 May 8, 2020