California Pussy

The best pussy on earth, wettest, not too hairy, and tastes so good.

I love California Pussy, I never get tired of it.

by SexyLezbo December 23, 2008

Fuck California

The response to those that make statements in which the state of California is idealized as the greatest, and only good state.

Person 1: "Can't wait to go to Cali next week!!!!"
or
Person 2: "Cali is soooo chill, can't wait to go there!!!"

Me: Fuck California, you live in Northern Virginia, bitch

by RMT July 29, 2005

university of southern california

the greatest place on earth. spend on your money to get drunk, eat crappy cafeteria food, and do a shit load of work. The place where matt leinart and reggie bush run the school. yeah..you all wish you were trojans!

when at a partay, you can dance on a pole, freek-a-leek in a cage, or hump some basketball star's backside....fuck yeah

by hoodrat November 2, 2004

cali bomb

california weed

One Hitter Quitters

by Jim April 12, 2003

california smore

The act of eating a marshmallow out of a girls ass hole, the marshmallow is the marshmallow.....and you know what the chocolate is.

-Did you hear about brian?
-Yeah he got a california smore from that girl

by KDM01 December 27, 2007

California earing

n.

A cellular phone (cell phone) firmly affixed to one ear (especially when driving)

The car accident was caused by a woman with a California earing.

by MongledMonkey July 1, 2003

california

just about the hottest place ever.
if your hott you live here.
California is one of the wealthiest states and is well known for its star and fab. weather. there are many songs written about cali (who blames them??) california=love

California here we come, we got more bounce in california
hollister was made w/ almost all shirts saying CALIFORNIA ON

by gfggddghhgddff April 15, 2006