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Clacked

To be clacked.

Accosted heavily for errors in judgement, rationality, respect or placement of blame or otherwise.

That moment when someone says the wrong thing to the wrong person and in response (s)he proceeds to completely blow up their situation using perfectly arranged words, logic and rightious indignation to devastate the perpetrator upon being so erroneous or misplacing contempt or otherwise.
1. Hey what took you so long, dumbass?!

2. Oh, you mean how you were in my bathroom all night fucking my ex that you knew I was patching things up with and that I had told you in confidence was a little conflicted and that we were both having a moment of weakness? Well, to tell you the truth, I just fucked your girlfriend up stairs and then I called your boss and told them you've been scamming him out of money and then i called your mother and told her that YOU were actually the one who wrecked her car and now, RIGHT NOW, I'm holding the phone up with your side chick on the line who THINKS she is your one and only... DUMBASS.

3. Through the phone Wow, you just got clacked.
by GhostDino December 29, 2014
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Cracked crack

A cut or sore in your ass crack, usually caused by too much sitting.
That 14 hour flight gave me a bad case of Cracked Crack.
by Nate Moe February 16, 2015
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Cocked out

When the dick was so good it makes you fall asleep after
She looked dead just lying there all cocked out.

You got all cocked out last night huh? You fell asleep on me all quick.
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Caked

When a nigga gets baked or "roasted", so badly, he has become caked. In most circumstances, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.
Damn did you hear what Daquan said to Levante? He said he got less clout than Steve Urkel. That nigga got caked.
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Caked-Up

Yo she's liked, caked-up.
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alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
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half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.
Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun
by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018
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