stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

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Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

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The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

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Sun Bunning

Sitting spread eagle in the sand and sunning your ass hole 🕳️ for spiritual purposes; the energy of the sun goes into your ass hole and spreads through the body creating a high spiritual frequency. Energizes your soul and turns you into a straight savage

Marty has been sun bunning down in Miami lately….. I can tell that he is turning into a spiritual warrior

by Badger girl 317 May 17, 2025

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