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bullshit

1. See electoral college.
2. Verb meaning to pass by the skin of one's teeth in school. To do crappy assignments and still manage to pass your classes.
by Lucy Li November 11, 2004
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Bullshit

When a bull has a bowl movement
when a bullshit -s
by kkcutie123 January 13, 2011
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Mathematical Bullshit

The lie that an educated person needs to be versed in both probability and statistics, besides being fluent in applied arithmetic, to function confidently in life.
Unless they’re a math teacher or textbook writer, folks from most walks of life hardly need anything beyond grade four math to handle everyday numbers seamlessly—that they require higher math to succeed in life is nothing but mathematical bullshit.
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bullshit

Bullshit is what one would call something that isn't true or he doesn't agree with. Bullshit and Shit do not mean the same thing.

Shit is what one would say when an event does not work out for him/her. For example , "The illegal bubbling concoction exploded, causing Dr. Granstein to rip off his tie and scream, 'SHIT!! I DID IT AGAIN!'"
Galileo: The Earth travels around the sun!

Church: Bullshit! The Earth is at the center of everything, and everything else revolves around it!

Galileo: Watch as centuries later, my fact becomes utter truth.

Church: You have the devil in you because you spoke ill of the earth! Go fuck yourself in jail!
by Courage the cowardly dog April 25, 2006
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Fucking Bullshit

"Wow, your really fucking bullshit dude" Says Dave

"Yeah.. Oh, YEAH!" Replies Darreth.
by Nephos April 20, 2011
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Bullshit Detector

1. The feeling one gets when they hear an obvious or absurd lie uttered by another person.

2. The feeling one gets when facing down an extremely tough group of foes that you have little to no chance of defeating them.
1. My bullshit detector went off when I heard that illegal immigrants have a right to be here.

2. I am being attacked by ten juggernaughts in Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran mode, using only an M9. Bullshit detected!
by Shadow0113 August 19, 2011
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Bullshit

A term for utter Nonsense, people exclaim this when they are angry because something strange or something that defies all logic or physics, could also be for something that is nearly impossible to acheive.
Joshua: Hey dude I just got all the Achievements on Metal Gear Solid.

Nathan: Bullshit!

Joshua: No seriously, I really di-

Nathan: BULLSHIT!

Joshua: Dude, if you can't even trust me than why am I even you're frie-

Nathan: I SAID MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!

Joshua: Fuck this Shit I'm out.
by Hawk Studios Gaming September 17, 2017
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