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Bruce wayne 

As badass a name as Bruce Lee for a kid, Bruce Wayne was a guy who could destroy a dojo, building, alleyway, or city full of motherfuckers. Bruce Wayne was a legend, ninja, billionaire playboy and firefighters all in one. He had state of the art gadgets, explosive powders, money, cars, and a suit that could stop about anything but point blank shots. He came closer to flying than Bruce Lee did.
Bruce Wayne was a one man army funded by himself. If he was real, he's be whooping ha rules ass worse than tupac would if he was alive.
Bruce wayne by Solid Mantis January 20, 2019
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Most probably a Computer science teacher. He will be a good teacher and will make people laugh.
mr bruce by Heatro303 May 2, 2018
noun
1. To lick someone's face from chin to eyebrows in a sensual manner.
In Batman Returns, Catwoman gives Batman a wet bruce under the mistletoe.
wet bruce by Normo December 14, 2006

Bruce Bag 

common term for an asshole douche
dude aaron got the biggest Bruce Bag today
Bruce Bag by Peter North May 9, 2004

Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
Bruce Lee Blumpkin by coffee pot August 30, 2008

Bruce Springsteen 

Neo Cockney rhyming slang for the Queen
"on this coin is a picture of the Bruce"
"The what?"
"The Bruce"
"eh?"
"The Bruce Springsteen..."
"...."
"The Queen!"
"oh."
Bruce Springsteen by funktrap February 9, 2009
Verb - to "Bruce" something is to achieve notoriety or public acclaim in a field or endeavour by merely having the audacity to continue until acceptance is attained. To properly "Bruce" usually requires a rather substantial inheritance and a lack of actual ability.
1. "He Bruced his way into the Presidency"
2. "He's a Brucie son of a bitch"
3. "Brucin' my way through the workday"